an ad for gay dances, published in the lesbian tide vol. 1 no. 6, january 1972
happy new years!!!
(via capacity)
ADHD mood
*Abbott walks in*
*I frantically spin the wheel from Byzantine Erotica to the Summa Theologica*
Good reasons to get stronger:
- Lift girlfriend.
- Lift wife (someday, I hope).
- Protect women.
- Intimidate men.
See, this is healthy masculinity.
No. No it is not. This is me being a lesbian.
(via bloodcountessabendroth)
Got curious about if scallops have brains and
Pretty sure this article was written by a scallop 🤔
(via hotvampireadjacent)
the-gentleman-who-wants-to-fuck:
the-gentleman-who-wants-to-fuck:
People call themselves fans of the outdoors
But have not collected firewood
Learned smoke signals
Defended themselves from a pack of wolves
Own a watch worth $5k or more
Or dried their own meats
And yet they think their opinion means something to me
So tell me
Tell me how much you love the wilderness
why is having a watch worth $5k on this list op?
A true playboy
Values his time
Literally
And figuratively
(via casualdadcore)
top 3 bat pics
#1: aggression
#2: seduction
#3: goblin
you forgot the most important
#4: enlightenment
(via parasitoidism)
i know its unlikely bc sandra is hosting but i really would self-amputate a limb to have her and jodie pull a david duchovny and gillian anderson at the 1996 golden globes and be each other’s dates
NEVER DOUBT YOURSELF SOMETIMES THE UNIVERSE GIVES YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT
a human that wants to feel good: oh time for me to do drugs or whatecer
an animal that wants to feel good: time to lay in the sun
in summary? animals been knowin where its at for 1000s of years…
had this thought after observing at some turtles in minecraft btw
i was also high
(via speciesofleastconcern)
*robert de niro in heat voice* i do what i do best, i make hamburger. you do what you do best, you eat the hamburger
before i made this post i honestly didnt realize what “robert de niro in heat” could be interpreted as
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