some type of adult girl

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

with the advent of 3d printing now anyone can make their own shitty plastic doodads

general-george-washington:

For my fellow massholes

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cipheramnesia:

cipheramnesia:

Reading about people who hate house centipedes is fascinating because I get it (everything about them sets off every worst “bugs are a phobia” reaction) but so much of it is They Are A Dangerous Pest or They Will Taint Your Food or Why Are There So Many Of These or Oh Shit It Was On Me. Which is why learning about scary stuff is good sometimes because:

They are not dangerous. If you corner one and bother it and it cannot escape it might try to sting you and if its tiny lil mouth stinger thing can even get through your big thick human skin it’s like a bee sting. Not fun but medically insignificant. And they don’t eat people food or anything, they aren’t trying to get in your rice.

But if you do see a lot of them it probably means you have a ton of other unsanitary or dangerous pests because their diet is like every worst household pest that exists (also spiders, sadface), so complaining there are too many centipedes is like you are almost there but probably you’re finding them in your blankets because you have mites or bedbugs or something.

And I would freak out if one fell on me but also they don’t want to be there. House centipedes on a human are like freaking out just as much because oh shit they want to be somewhere dark and small and not made of angry meat. Any time you see one it’s probably in the middle of wanting to be anywhere else because it wants to hunt in the dark. If a house centipede touches you somehow believe me it is even more upset than you are about it.

But yeah if you see one just let it go do its job out of sight like it wants to.

I really like legs and house centipedes have one of the best leg to everything else ratios around.

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skaiind:

i think there’s a bug in the code

you can buy this as a print here

a-random-nerd:

Reblog and put in the tags the amount of people you follow (because I feel that mine is an unhealthy amount

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lycomorpha:

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Hold your wings up high, be proud of your fluffiness, and bask in your own glow like a handsome and beautiful yellow thorn moth 💛🦋

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lycomorpha:

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May we always find comfort, joy and amazement in little marvels of the world like this lappet moth…

Because LOOK AT IT, it’s the most utterfuckingly adorable pretend-leaf you’ll ever meet, no?!? The smol paws. That mush with its tiny snout. Perfect. *Chef’s kiss*

This is one we raised from eggs laid in my niece’s moth trap. Here’s it cocoon, made from leaves of its food plant (blackthorn) and silk spun by the caterpillar.

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If i was a different type of person maybe i too would go on twitter and make one of those posts about how you shouldn’t give people food or ask them for help that gets everyone so mad they start yelling about how they love their friends and would do anything for anyone and we live in a society and need to take care of each other. Because I think that’s nice

gothicprep:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

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stlamb:

stlamb:

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+ with the coat on….

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fruit-prince:

Source

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fullmetalwindbreaker:

fullmetalwindbreaker:

i felt bad not including the other images from this post

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