the lilac-breasted roller is a colorful member of the roller family native to africa, particularly sparse woodlands and savanna habitats. though most of the roller family are colorful birds, the lilac-breasted is distinct in its purplish chest and bright markings. this roller is omnivorous, but mainly feeds on small prey such as lizards, insects, and occasionally smaller birds.
I want to learn how to disguise myself and move stealthily so I can quick slip my head underneath the saw of an old carpenter and feel my bones grinding into dust as he unwittingly carves my head open
This snail said it couldn’t hang out this week because its pet hamster has allergies and needs eye drops every two hours but this snail doesn’t even have a pet hamster. #tellingliestogetoutofsocializing #dots @morningsiders #snail #snailfriends #nature #garden #🐌 #❤️ #🐹 #stayinghome #🏠 #🛋 #📺 https://www.instagram.com/p/BsoWzLlgEDu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dg31b8s23cig
omg this reminds me of this one girl from high school who was like always on the prowl for a man and i told her if i had a bf i’d never introduce her to him and she said in all seriousness that i was right bc she’d do everything she could to suck his dick. cold calculating bitch alkjkjfgdf she was so messy i can’t believe we were friends i shouldn’t have let her borrow my pen on the first day of hs. but yeah this read is entertaining bc miss heather havrilesky did NOT come to play
