Oooooohmygoddd i just got a new phone and apparently i ran out of icloud space in early 2017 so it reset to having a picture of me n my ex as the lockscreen and all my texts from when i first moved to California and i was so happy and excited like literally it was the happiest time in my life GKSKCDJJDS IM SUING APPLE FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Frank and Louie, sometimes referred to as Frankenlouie (September 8, 1999 – December 4, 2014), was a diprosopus (also known as “janus” or “two-faced”) cat known for his unusual longevity. He was named by the Guinness Book of World Records as the longest surviving janus cat in 2012.
Frank and Louie was born with one brain, but had two faces, two mouths, two noses and three blue eyes. He had only one functional mouth, however, with the other being born without a bottom jaw. He had one esophagus, connected to the mouth with both jaws. His middle eye was non-functional and did not blink, which made “Frank and Louie appear to be staring even when his other eyes are closed”.
Banksy sees Trump serving McDonald’s in the White House and throws his hat on the floor and jumps on it repeatedly, cursing like an old timey gold prospector.
