when are crunchy ‘health’ ‘experts’ gonna stop telling people to fast + fasting resets your digestive system 😬 it does no such thing 😬😬😬 there’s no reason to fast beyond prepping for surgery or for a spiritual/ religious observation you don’t “reset” “cleanse” insert bullshit word here by drinking broth or juice for 24 hours straight, please eat. please please eat
Sometimes… you just gotta draw Every Single Neopet.
I would link a non-chopped-up fullsize here, but I’ve heard that new tumblr is allergic to both boobs and hyperlinks, so I’ll just say you can find it on my DeviantArt instead.
I just found a really old blog where a bunch of people genuinely tried to buy an island for Tumblr people to live on, and the entire blog was just them arguing about what the laws on that island should be and how they should fund it
the url is teamisland if anyone wants to look back in horror
the juxtaposition of these two posts is the only evidence you ever need that no one on this website should ever be allowed power
“Katharine Hepburn liked to shock with her boyish looks, strident voice, breeding, and, when she met people for the first time, her affection for purposely creating a bad impression. Rigid and repressed, the twenty-four year old, freckled-faced Connecticut Yankee always lived with women, mingled with sewing-circle members, and made Garbo and Katharine Cornell her icons. She was swimming naked in director George Cukor’s pool when she first met Garbo and, in printed versions of the encounter, grabbed a towel, curtsied, and solemnly said, ‘Oh, Miss Garbo, how nice to meet you!’ Hepburn was seen about town with her agent the dashing, successful Leland Hayward, but Hayward’s third wife, Margaret Sullavan, called Kate ‘that dykey bitch.’”
-From The Sewing Circle: Female Stars Who Loved Other Women
Oooooohmygoddd i just got a new phone and apparently i ran out of icloud space in early 2017 so it reset to having a picture of me n my ex as the lockscreen and all my texts from when i first moved to California and i was so happy and excited like literally it was the happiest time in my life GKSKCDJJDS IM SUING APPLE FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Oh and with the updated tumblr app on my new phone. My number 1 recommended blog is my ex’s gjhcfklvg this is gonna be a reverse class action lawsuit where i sue all the companies that hurt me tonight in one big case
