Nottttt my rich gay cousin talking about how much he’s enjoying the gay club circuit him n his husband spending months to get in shape to have sex with other men on ecstasy while his dad stares solemnly at his phone
Not my uncle revealing that one of my grandma’s miscarriages was carried til 7 months and was named and was buried in a cemetery in Philadelphia that they never ever visited 😒
Nottttt my rich gay cousin talking about how much he’s enjoying the gay club circuit him n his husband spending months to get in shape to have sex with other men on ecstasy while his dad stares solemnly at his phone
This is gonna sound sostupid but i was just high in a publix and i saw this guy straightening yogurts with a long silver implement and i got sooooo scared
Like all publix employees he was dressed like an elf in the most heterosexual santas village imaginable. but his demeanor was like a servant of an unknowable deity carefully arranging the beads of fate on some great dark abacus. And I couldn’t buy any yogurt because he was right in front of the kind i wanted
This is gonna sound sostupid but i was just high in a publix and i saw this guy straightening yogurts with a long silver implement and i got sooooo scared
restaurant with a lobster tank and a warning sign that reads DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THEIR EYES and when the waiter comes and asks you which lobster you want you notice one looking right at you and you blink and suddenly youre looking at yourself from inside of the tank and see yourself stand up and start snapping your hands like claws
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Photograph by @ (Beverly Richards Schulz ).
Sally Lightfoot Crab - Galapagos Islands.
While touring the Galapagos, we saw many of these beautiful crabs, but once I realized they sprayed out salt water, that was the shot I was after! Many crabs later, this one obliged.
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