just-shower-responses:

noxtheox:

just-shower-responses:

just-shower-thoughts:

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

HEY WHAT

image

we’ve discovered how this image was taken

fuck you. fuck you. fuck you fu.ck you fu c k u ouj fucK YOU FUCK YOU

(via justnoodlefishthings)

coolkidsofhistory:
“New York City Street Style, 1969.
”

coolkidsofhistory:

New York City Street Style, 1969.

(via speciesofleastconcern)

moonlandingwasfaked:
“hey thanks for the idea
this is benny he’s gay
_____ i love him”

moonlandingwasfaked:

hey thanks for the idea

this is benny he’s gay

_____ i love him

mamoru:

insert your card into the chip reader. put it in. hurry up. just fucking put the card in the chip reader. now leave it. leave it. do not even look at it. leave it alone you asshole leave your card in the chip reader. keep it in. if you take it I swear I wi–

TAKE IT OUT! REMOVE YOUR CARD RIGHT NOW TAKE YOUR CARD OUT TAKE IT OUT OF THE CHIP READER TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE YOUR CARD BACK AND GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

(via girlfriendluvr-remade)

garbage-empress:
“adapto:
“  Scientists have discovered the first fully warm-blooded fish
It’s one of the most basic biology facts we’re taught in school growing up: Birds and mammals are warm-blooded, while reptiles, amphibians and fish are...

garbage-empress:

adapto:

Scientists have discovered the first fully warm-blooded fish

It’s one of the most basic biology facts we’re taught in school growing up: Birds and mammals are warm-blooded, while reptiles, amphibians and fish are cold-blooded. But new research is turning this well-known knowledge on its head with the discovery of the world’s first warm-blooded fish — the opah.

i love you oprah

(via hotvampireadjacent)

brown-lesbian:

iamlesbianjesus:

lesbians doing absolutely anything is so fucking hot

this was highkey about my girlfriend struggling to cut a bagel with a shitty knife

(via lesbianshakespeare-remade)

michaelmoonsbookshop:
“ michaelmoonsbookshop:
“ beautiful book cover c1905 with gilt spider and bird design
”
[Sold]
”
https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=umn.31951000404254y;view=1up;seq=11;skin=mobile
^thats a link to the full text. The author...

michaelmoonsbookshop:

michaelmoonsbookshop:

beautiful book cover c1905 with gilt spider and bird design

[Sold]

https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=umn.31951000404254y;view=1up;seq=11;skin=mobile

^thats a link to the full text. The author starts off by saying he’s not sure what insects are, and doesn’t really care (explaining I guess why the cover features two non-insects), which I find charmingly honest

(via jeezypetes)

michaelmoonsbookshop:
“ michaelmoonsbookshop:
“ beautiful book cover c1905 with gilt spider and bird design
”
[Sold]
”

michaelmoonsbookshop:

michaelmoonsbookshop:

beautiful book cover c1905 with gilt spider and bird design

[Sold]

(via michaelmoonsbookshop)

macklesufficient:

listen i kno we all have a giggle at people from ye olden times for believing in the four humors and bloodletting and shit like that but there are adults in this year of our lord 2018 who deadass believe there are Toxins in their body that can be released by drinking juice

(via iwilleatyourenglish)

(via auckie)

androgyns:
“ πŸŒ— They say if you look closely at the moon, you might just see a little bat πŸŒ’
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtE4E7yhCeT/
”

androgyns:

🌗 They say if you look closely at the moon, you might just see a little bat 🌒

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtE4E7yhCeT/

(via auckie)

hannesundin:

I have been informed that this week is goblin week, and figured that i shouldn’t let small things like “not really knowing what a goblin is” stop me from participating. This is a small olm goblin. They are cave dwelling and almost blind, but can find food and treasure by sensing chemicals and electric fields.