9. fish that you eat in one bite leaving the entire bone in tact
8. apple core
9. corn that you eat with a wood chipper noise
8. hot dog that makes dog whines when you take bites and jumps out of the bun
7. souffle that pops when someone screams near it
6. ice cream cone where the scoops fly into the air when something scares you but fall right on top of each other one after another back onto the cone perfectly
5. big turkey leg
4. sandwich where all the filling flies out the back after the first bite
3. coconut that falls on your head and knocks you out, making you imagine a big titty lady that you try to kiss in your sleep but you end up kissing like a dog or something
2. hamburger with backwards hat sunglasses and sneakers
1. your best friend that you imagine as a T bone steak after youre stranded on an island for a week
You’ll never catch me on a regular reddit page but I WILL binge pages of askreddit in a day to read little funny stories about parents of toddlers or people’s anecdotes about life
