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ifnemfrog:
“Animal life on the globe. 1895. Frontispiece. Processed image.
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ifnemfrog:

Animal life on the globe. 1895. Frontispiece. Processed image.

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meanexwife:

david duchovny sounds like he’s memorised every sentence phonetically and doesn’t actually speak english

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mahboi:
“The best insult you can call someone is reading all these names at once
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mahboi:

The best insult you can call someone is reading all these names at once

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

golluming is about finding and cherishing a good ring. it is not about choking your friend until he dies. and it never will be

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vento-argento:

pearls-forehead:

bntyhuntr:

yarnpoweredkitten:

bntyhuntr:

why the fuck did scooby have on a collar he never even wore a leash!! and he could literally tell anyone what is name is where he lives. hell he could get an uber home if he gets lost!! the fuck why is he wearing a collar

You know why

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Oh it’s because hanabarbara were bad at connecting necks to bodies. Thats also why Yogi Bear had a tie but no shirt

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fedorathexplorer:

chrownox:

fedorathexplorer:

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

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princelemmy:

Bringing this back

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asker

Anonymous asked: what’s wrong with les mis

lonelyroommp3:

victor hugo failed in his duty to visit a psychic before writing it who would have warned him that 150 years in the future his decision to include nine shippable twinks as minor characters in his magnum opus would lead to the development of one of the most insufferable fandoms of the twenty first century