if i was about to gouge someone’s eye out and they just glared at me with that blank look of boredom and disdain i don’t think i’d be able to go through with it
they’ve already got me beat just in terms of not giving a shit. losing an eye is clearly nothing to them.
Anonymous asked: big ol butt. cowboy slut. looking at spurs, makes me nut. leather boots, assless chaps. give my big, butt a slap. and now you know, the cowboy rap.
I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found
