1dietcokeinacan:

*Wheel of Fortune audience yell* I…….AM………BABY!!!!!!

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I love my gf so much she’s the only person who’s ever made me feel like using the 😋 emoji

reallyreallyreallytrying:

donkey kong being a villain in industrial settings and a hero in jungle settings is a perfect illustration of what the unabomber was talking about

(via zsnes)

thehotgirlproject:
“kidbarry:
“…….The fucking staple though…….
” ”

thehotgirlproject:

kidbarry:

…….The fucking staple though…….

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dirtgay:
“Funky little guy landed on my titty outside today so I picked him up
”

dirtgay:

Funky little guy landed on my titty outside today so I picked him up

(via bowelflies)

The Wonderful World of Dice

tesladyneindustries:
“ stagbuster:
“myrecipes.com has had it with everyone’s shit
” ”

tesladyneindustries:

stagbuster:

myrecipes.com has had it with everyone’s shit

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ninacried:

oh to be tiney and carry a big leaf as an umbrella

(via theweirdwideweb)

mercurydaze:

lesbian sex is when you go hiking and your reusable water bottles clink together

i know this was meant in a fun positive way but like. shut up

(via girlfriendluvr-remade)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

podcasters are the new rappers. not necessarily true, just a possible sentence you could say or write. got to go

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