me doing stand up: here’s a funny thing i’ve noticed: sometimes when you’re dreaming, you know it is a dream. you see the precious split right down the middle, between sense and magic, and you can hold there in that wonder before you wake up.
God its barely spring yet n I’m like. Hrfggff cucumber salad
Cucumber salad with lots of garlic and dill. Lemon juice and olive oil. I leave the skins and seeds on the cucumber & if you disagree with that fuck you
