April 22nd, 2019 at 4:21PM

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April 22nd, 2019 at 3:56PM

pileofknives:

fakeboygamer:

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This is like the raptors learning to open doors in Jurassic Park

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April 22nd, 2019 at 3:53PM

softearedyoda:

mitskismiyawaki:

LMAO when she starts bouncing her thighs on the stage you can hear me gasp

#miss mitski you cant do that!!!! think of all the lesbians!!!!

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April 22nd, 2019 at 3:25PM

nonoppppnope:

shilol:

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this is a real quote from an actual pdx queer housing post

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83,340 notes #1) is this real 2) this is actually the correct way to act if u rly believe astrology is real
April 22nd, 2019 at 3:23PM

spiritorbz:

spiritorbz:

little my can fit in the palm of your hand

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562 notes #dont try it tho she will bite
April 22nd, 2019 at 2:37PM

teathattast:

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April 22nd, 2019 at 1:41PM

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the Ecstasy of Stick

1 note #my gfs dog skyler shes very funny amd obnoxious#shes a husky mix so she talks nonstop and is always getting in trouble
April 20th, 2019 at 1:25PM

toesucker:

toesucker:

ok, let me explain

I’ve never really done anything like this before. I just wanted to make a comic based on the greatest post on this website and I wanted it to become more and more detailed as it went along. It took me a little over a year to finish and it was all made without using a tablet.

Please click on the individual images to get the full experience. Thank you.

Original post by @fuckersupreme

Happy 4/20 y’all

Here’s the animated version in case you haven’t seen it:

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145,889 notes #god bless
April 20th, 2019 at 1:22PM

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30,157 notes #nice cuck box
April 20th, 2019 at 1:05PM
girlfriendluvr: “happy 4/20 let;s appreciate this classic ”

girlfriendluvr:

happy 4/20 let;s appreciate this classic

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April 19th, 2019 at 8:58PM

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6,109 notes #take it easy... but take it
April 19th, 2019 at 8:56PM

strangerbythesea:

every time i post my shock collar goes off and immobilizes me for five minutes

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April 19th, 2019 at 8:21PM

babyitaliano:

babyitaliano:

The best thing about me is that I like simply funny little things like rabbits and gremlins or eclairs and lip balm

Another really cool fact is that I have basic motor skills and can walk towards you

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April 19th, 2019 at 8:15PM
purgatoryflatsent: “ applepicker: “me when i get hauled off to prison for all you can eat buffet crimes ” What am I being arrested for? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal? ”

purgatoryflatsent:

applepicker:

me when i get hauled off to prison for all you can eat buffet crimes

What am I being arrested for? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?

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76,488 notes #a. SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?????
April 19th, 2019 at 8:04PM

sludge-city-thing:

Landscaping? Or land bimboification?

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