zooophagous:

barackobamas:

@ people who aren’t afraid of spiders how does it feel to be gods among mere mortals

Feels bad because now I’m in a position to protect every spider I ever meet from the room full of jerks who don’t appreciate her beautiful legs or useful webs and I have to catch her and put her outside and it’s a lot of responsibility to have shunted onto you

(via justnoodlefishthings)

froqblog:

prettiest girl in the creek

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(via hotvampireadjacent)

hawkeye1984:

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man if this isnโ€™t a mood.

(via misgenderisms-deactivated202010)

dappermouth:
“Still, you would have loved me only if I had been something holy.
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dappermouth:

Still, you would have loved me only if I had been something holy.

(via witchydarling)

mosertone:
“Hell (detail), Dirk ends ~ 1450 Palace of fine arts, Lille, France
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mosertone:

Hell (detail), Dirk ends ~ 1450 Palace of fine arts, Lille, France

(via theweirdwideweb)

(via yeeowch)

capacity:

ifnothingelsebe:

capacity:

Imagine the alternate universe where the first reality tv Star President is Tiffany pollard instead of trump ๐Ÿ˜ญ thatโ€™s where I belong

Wow facts me2 beam me tf up

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themysteriousmurasamecastle:

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i get periodic emails from clickhole and this one is probably one of my favorites theyโ€™ve had in a while

(via paintpossum)

potarafusions:

potarafusions:

cis men and cis women are just as valid as real men and women 💜👍😚😙 fight hate 💜💙💛💓😀💘 #ProCis #NoHate #LiveLaughLove

this is the same for heteros! you should respect them as much as you respect normal people 😊😀😀💙💙💙 only love!

(via paintpossum)

busket:

cissy-girl:

busket:

if ur a terf unfollow me and know that i hate you

It’s fine if you hate someone for what they believe, but maybe don’t just flat-out say it? You could phrase it like ‘if ur a terf unfollow me and never speak to me again’ or something without the hateful shaming. I know it’s too late for this post but maybe in the future? :)

i do hate you though, and you should feel ashamed :)

(via louisisdreaming)

popculturediedin2009:
“The Kardashian family dog, Gabbana, blogs about Britney Spears, March 2008
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popculturediedin2009:

The Kardashian family dog, Gabbana, blogs about Britney Spears, March 2008

(via fwodo)

systemshocker:

steelydanyoutubecomments:

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doctor said this with their stethoscope held over my heart

(via unclefather)

brattylikestoeat:

killowave-the-2nd:

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I didnโ€™t think anyone remember this ๐Ÿ˜‚

(via revolutionarykoolaid)

iknowthis:

Tiles of Lisbon 

(via gaylor-moon)

ghostextremist:

ghostextremist:

my favorite tweet of all time is the maโ€™am is your baby unwell one itโ€™s literally s o f u n n y

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(via glossierhateblog-deactivated201)