eternityricekrispies:

aggressiveflyingpizza:

rougeantivan:

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

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and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER?
2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????

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Ok the Code of Ethics from the Clowns of America International is actually very reasonable and respectable

(via hotvampireadjacent)

delistylehardcore:
“when you get to the pearly gates saint peter asks you if youve ever drawn a comic that looks like this and if the answer is yes he pulls the lever and the trapdoor to hell opens beneath your feet
”

delistylehardcore:

when you get to the pearly gates saint peter asks you if youve ever drawn a comic that looks like this and if the answer is yes he pulls the lever and the trapdoor to hell opens beneath your feet

(via parasitoidism)

discardingimages:
“ snailchicken
book of hours, Bruges ca. 1500
Baltimore, Walters Art Museum, Ms. W.427, fol. 57r
”

discardingimages:

snailchicken

book of hours, Bruges ca. 1500

Baltimore, Walters Art Museum, Ms. W.427, fol. 57r

(via sunflowerbutch)

ink-the-artist:
“Sketched a couple of pals while waiting for my bus
”

ink-the-artist:

Sketched a couple of pals while waiting for my bus

(via sunflowerbutch)

mysterycultist:

psycho killer… kess ka say… fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

(via margbarcis)

cisoll-art:
“that time last semester when I drew Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone screaming at some giant pangolins as an assignment
”

cisoll-art:

that time last semester when I drew Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone screaming at some giant pangolins as an assignment

(via notpietromaximoff)

asker

meatswitch asked: Where does lasagna come from?

slumbermancer:

e-seal:

slumbermancer:

slumbermancer:

e-seal:

slumbermancer:

slumbermancer:

e-seal-deactivated20210319:

Wizards from a mystical land barely tethered to this reality wrote great spells in tomes called “cookbooks” that anyone can cast

thought it comes from caves

am i thinking of QUARTZ again

easy mistake

ah, nuts

(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)

you are thinking of quartz again

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todaysbird:

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this unusually pale bird is a western scrub jay with leucism. leucism is a mutation that causes a partial reduction of pigments such as melanin; it is different from albinism, which is a complete lack of melanin. in birds, this can present problems with flight - melanin is part of the makeup of feathers, and without it they are weak and prone to wear and tear.

(via madohomo)

thedeadlygrips:

yeah i agree!!! capitalism is the parasite that sucks the life out of the working class!! anyway, do you do anal?

(via yeah-yeah-beebiss-1)

mmilhouse:

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on

(via dongboss)

winterswake:

Since when do vampires like baseball?
Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke // Supermassive Black Hole performed by MUSE

(via gayhaircut)

sourdoughnibblers:

worm on a FREAKIN string baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via margbarcis)