for sale: baby bogos. never binted

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Guess what y’all i am the healthiest and happiest and most financially secure I’ve ever been and I’m in a great relationship and the perfect cocktail of prescription medications and at the beginning of my dream career and yet I’m sitting on the floor of the bathroom in parents basement singeing my eyelashes bc I’m smoking like directly from the bowl since i broke my pipe in a tragic floor accident and listening to lpotl’s richard chase part i: cat tree for like the fourth time bc you know what that’s just the way it is. being alive

shiftythrifting:

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front & back, found in el cerrito, ca

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thenightgrowspale:

When I was in 8th grade and decided I want to lose ‘a little weight’

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witchydarling:

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wink wonk

fuckyeahannecarson:
“– Leah Silvieus, “Invasive Species” ”

fuckyeahannecarson:

– Leah Silvieus, “Invasive Species”

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Things no one wants to talk to me about

1) my childhood sexual trauma

2) the extinction of homo sapiens

3) early 2000s computer game 101 dalmations puppies to the rescue

As soon as someone creates a 101 dalmations puppies to the rescue simulator I’m retiring from the public eye

toastpotent:

sowerdough:

toastpotent:

listen up good, because i am NOT going to say it again.

everybody on this website has a million definitions of what feminism means, “feminism means this,” “feminism means that,” and i am absolutely sick of the misinformation.

let me be absolutely clear: feminism is when a man offers for his girlfriend to have a bite of the mouse first before he eats it

If she says no, you should ask “are you sure”, but after that it’s fair game

this is the only acceptable addition!!!!

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corporationkills:

all the sexiest bitches have been on zoloft at one point

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