God i was literally just about to fall asleep when I realized I’ve always thought drew barrymore and reese witherspoon were the same person. How do i move on from this
Guess what y’all i am the healthiest and happiest and most financially secure I’ve ever been and I’m in a great relationship and the perfect cocktail of prescription medications and at the beginning of my dream career and yet I’m sitting on the floor of the bathroom in parents basement singeing my eyelashes bc I’m smoking like directly from the bowl since i broke my pipe in a tragic floor accident and listening to lpotl’s richard chase part i: cat tree for like the fourth time bc you know what that’s just the way it is. being alive
You know what my brain is cracked but at least i can love and love and grow and change and etc etc
this will never be relevant to anything but a while back i ran into a bag of bread that was cut the wrong way and i lost my mind over the way one slice looked
messed up realizing few of us will ever make a cultural contribution as relevant or timeless as the first guy to make an image of grey aliens smoking weed
chimpanzees are the closest thing to demons in this world i am very harsh on chimpanzees considering my huge love for other apes but they are so fucking mean and they are capable of knowing better
if i got mauled by an animal and killed theres a part of me that would be able to become serene and sort of deal with it as like. law of the wild or whatever, humans are the ones out of tune
if i got mauled by a chimpanzee and killed i would be angry at the chimpanzee for being like. i dont know being able to conceptualize pain in others and still deciding to pull me apart with its huge hands until i die
if i got mauled by an orangutan i would feel absolutely no pain as my body was gently opened along inbuilt seams to release my soul like carbon dioxide from a coke can
got my new shirt, NerdyKeppie–thanks so much, i LOVE IT
(i tried to get this shirt made at all the custom t-shirt places i could find and it was rejected for being offensive. thanks to the folx at NerdyKeppie for making my dreams a reality!)
