my pussy tastes like campbell soup… my eyes are wide like black circle. i gots a taste for men who are handsome. it’s always been so it’s no surprise…
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Vintage ‘Crazy Daisy’ Pyrex Dish & Lid from SouthWestTradePost
are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back
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DUNCXHJBH i am sitting in the dark in the back corner of another departments break room bc they all have off for the holiday just like eating a breakfast burrito and this Man i think a visiting researcher approached the doorway nervously and tried to turn the light on but it didn’t work and he was like “ummm… i want.. some water?” And i was like, “oh yeah the lights not working. No worries im not the boss of this break room come get whatever you want” and then he said “ok” and just LEFT with no water like he was terrified. Oh also i was wearing sunglasses in the dark not important why