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my gf always falls asleep before i start finding rly good pics of dogs to send her :(

woolay:

guy who said “Vile little bitch” has radiant Dennis Reynolds energy

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nightjarring:

I REALLY love the puppets people use to rear wild birds

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Hey everyone i just had a bad idea. Homestuck podcast

wizardgfs:
“HOTTEST TAKE
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wizardgfs:

HOTTEST TAKE

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Anonymous asked:

i think hating vegetarians and vegans is sort of like a defense so people don't have to feel bad about eating meat, like if vegetarians and vegans are considered super annoying and dumb then people dont have to question eating meat or consider becoming one

01101010-01100100:

yes i have memories. yes they make me insane

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airfierce:
“He’s Ken’s Buddy… All of Ken’s Clothes… Fit Him…
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airfierce:

He’s Ken’s Buddy… All of Ken’s Clothes… Fit Him…

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jeezypetes:

I just took a hit off my new marijuana pipe n it hurt my lungs so much i had to lie down n eat jelly beans for ten minutes:(

Btw I went to a fancier head shop to get it and the guy behind the counter was saying all kinds of lingo for the different kinds of weed inhalers like “these little ones are chitters. These are the drowlops. All these are troubadours” when i told him I didn’t know the terminology. And i was like “uh i guess I’ll take a drowlop? Haha that sounds the name of a dwarf” and the glass pipe seller man just glared at me and silently processed my purchase like truly how dare i jest

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

If I was JFK I would have just dodged the bullet

If I was JFK I would have made shooting me illegal

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this is hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts

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druginducedheartattack:

In case no one has told you today….theres something very obviously wrong with you 💙

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jeezypetes:

I just took a hit off my new marijuana pipe n it hurt my lungs so much i had to lie down n eat jelly beans for ten minutes:(

i thought one was red apple but it was gtoss cinnamon:(

I just took a hit off my new marijuana pipe n it hurt my lungs so much i had to lie down n eat jelly beans for ten minutes:(