elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
admit it, we were all primed to hate america from the start because that fucker in Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron tried to hurt the horse and they made sure to put that American flag RIGHT THERE IN THE SHOT and then follow it with some BLATANT AND AWFUL RACISM…..they would not have the balls to release that movie now….the bryan adams bops……the female directors….the blatant american colonialism callout…….a masterpiece of american cinema
The stark bleakness of every scene that involved white people? The total absence of mercy or respite in their colonial horsey prison camp, the lack of color, the harsh straight lines and right angles, the unforgiving sun? Whoever did the art direction for that film really said Fuck Settler Lives.
(via pumpkin-spice-milk-slug)
Today I learned that there are actually needle threading tools you can use instead of putting the frayed thread in your mouth?
Where’s the authenticity, the raw craftsmanship of making something you know has your spit on it???
(via notpietromaximoff)
me trying to sound employable: i love effort…. and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad
(via pinktwink)
heterosexuals… just be cool for like 5 seconds
chalkware goose bank in ohioβ¦you have to smash it to get your money out
(via shiftythrifting)
It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.
I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.
I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.
(via yeeowch)
So excited to share Sandwubby, a long furby based on the Sandworm from Beetlejuice!
Clocking in at nearly 6 feet long, Sandwubby enjoys crawling on the beach and into your heart 🖤⚪🖤
(via beetledrink)










