tomcats-and-tophats:

tomcats-and-tophats:

Defining your sexuality as uniquely “being attracted to PERSONALITY” is just so condescending and revealing. Like how poorly do you regard your LGBT siblings to cast our experiences in such an ugly superficial light

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@vroomkat literally what could you be interpreting as “satirical” in a post expressing distress over the fact that so many people seem to think that LGB people are incapable of being attracted to their partner based on their personality instead of their bodies

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The dog im looking after is scared of thunderstorms and she wanted to hide from the storm in the basement but she was too scared to go down the steps in the dark so she made me get out of bed to turn the light on for her 😭😭

lesbianireneheron:

nosferatuprivilege:

If someone offered me the Overlook hotel caretaker job i would take it

rip to jack torrance but im different

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armthearmour:

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A beautifully gilt Kilij with a Karabela style hilt set with diamonds and sapphires attributed to Georg Christoph Dinglinger,

  • OaL: 33.9 in/86.2 cm
  • Blade: 28.5 in/72.4 cm
  • Weight: 2.2 lbs/1016 g

Ottoman blade, ca. 16th century, hilt made in Dresden, Germany, ca. late 17th century, housed at the Staatliche Kunstsammlungen Rüstkammer, Dresden.

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sevenvalencia:
“chrysalis of the Danaus plexippus, Monarch butterfly.
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sevenvalencia:

chrysalis of the Danaus plexippus, Monarch butterfly.

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licensehaver:

licensehaver:

licensehaver:

licensehaver:

bro my dad “went to dinner” at my favorite mexican restaraunt and said he’d bring me home a burrito and it’s fucking 9pm

my dad is having an affair

dad brought me the promised burrito just now so here’s my obligatory post exonerating him from infedelity

that burrito was fantastic. i’m inclined to think my dad has never had sex in his life

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liepard:

can you imagine if medium shows were actually like this

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Heard some of u are having a hot girl summer. Well im having a canned corn summer

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My gf drew a picture of my face & it melted

snakegay:

i think golf should be punishable by death

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beetledrink:

beetledrink:

skarchomp:

beetledrink:

all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

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lars all due respect but no the fuck it isn’t

sounds like this one just isnt your fav hentai of pennywise and that’s okay

i know it’s giving myself an awful lot of credit but i would really like to think this post has at least a small hand in verizon’s selling tumblr at a massive loss

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