Young, dumb and full of gum
gum stays in your body for 7 years and i eat a lot of it
That’s actually a myth! If you went digging through your yummy shits you’ll find chewed gum looking about the same as it did when you swallowed it!
my whats?
This is the post that cost Verizon 1.1 billion
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People in their twenties be like. My interest include drugs. Drinking. Tv series. Uber eat. causing and then resolving Interpersonal issues
Do you think the wet bandits from home alone ever held each other? Ever kissed each other, gently, and then passionately? Explored each other’s bodies, huddled in the back of their van?
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Full offense people who complain about customer service to management belong in hell. not after they die like immediately
I love watching mtvs catfish and i love reading tumblr callout posts that are 100% interpersonal issues it’s like two sides… same coin…
Advertisements should be illegal im not kidding
people in high school used to call me “succulent tendril” due to my habit of sprouting rather succulent tendrils from my body that classmates could pick and consume, to their endless delight
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