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I love listening to podcast backlogs and running into The First Episode After The 2016 Election
#its always starts off like. as you can imagine we are completely devastated... we dont need to say why#and im like. huh?#gjcdfj gd i was listening to teen creeps and she was like i read this review of a new bbc program- and the guest was like dude this is why#we lost#anyways we’ve all acclimated so. u know
Hot take you straight up just shouldn’t be allowed to drive in cities
All of this is how I feel.
[I gesture vaguely at something but you can’t tell what it is.]
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filling out the depression and anxiety checkboxes at the doctors is always so sad but also very very funny
I am handed a piece of paper. I check off a box that says “every day I wish I were dead.” I hand back the paper. The paper and its contents are never again discussed.
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#i always lowball it on those bc i know a girl in college who put being suicidal on the form and they 76ed her#tho i assume there were other factors#anyways im not really suicidal any more bc i realized that i dont usually want to actually die i just want to lie in bed and watch monster#factory
Illustrated Sporting and Dramatic News, England, 30 April 30, 1881
