August 29th, 2019 at 10:43AM

christee-angel:

i’m begging people to know they can have interests and hobbies that aren’t related to the Walt Disney Company’s stable of highly profitable intellectual properties

(via fyuuremaking)

63,568 notes #adults are really out there like one big part of my identity is being a Fan of this Enormous Corporation#like johnson and johnson should be getting on this shit#like
August 29th, 2019 at 10:33AM

boyonboy:

I really do think about the editing of this video all the time

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134,191 notes
August 28th, 2019 at 7:46PM

diabeticlesbian:

Fancy That October 1986 (48557) - Natural Cable Cardigan

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1,595 notes Source: diabeticlesbian #wow.
August 28th, 2019 at 1:01PM

niceaf:

Might fuck around and never get my goddamn drivers license at this point the world is gonna end anyways

(via spitefulhag)

47,166 notes #........
August 27th, 2019 at 7:20PM

fuckmountain2:

fuckmountain2:

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huh?

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(via ectobiology-department)

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August 27th, 2019 at 12:28PM

cobaltdays-deactivated20210208:

memewhore:

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titties out whole pussy out this frog don’t give a damn

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62,018 notes #TITTY FROG
August 27th, 2019 at 12:26PM

3000s:

3000s:

hire me for just whatever

[fills out a job application] i can do whatever and am good at anything, my biggest weakness is i love too much

(via auckie)

154,345 notes #literally when i apply for jobs im like. anyone who can read and write and speak english could do this job#hire me bc im brave enough to say this to you
August 27th, 2019 at 12:23PM

pendulette:

oh the simpsons. oh little bartholomew. oh santa dog and mildhouse

(via hotvampireadjacent)

990 notes
August 27th, 2019 at 12:22PM

americasnexttopsoil:

americasnexttopsoil:

Local cable company discovered we’re gay or smt and is now slamming us w/ (approximately) targeted mailings.

We keep getting these.

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(via feministdeathparty)

87,742 notes #nkggbk
August 27th, 2019 at 12:14PM

kiwi-draws:

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some worms!

(via sunflowerbutch)

1,345 notes
August 26th, 2019 at 10:53AM
amandamcgoober: “I paint my kitty🐈 ”

amandamcgoober:

I paint my kitty🐈

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August 26th, 2019 at 10:52AM
sofiazerkalo: “An illustration by Tove Jansson from the book The Moomins and the Great Flood (Småtrollen och den stora översvämningen). ”

sofiazerkalo:

An illustration by Tove Jansson from the book The Moomins and the Great Flood (Småtrollen och den stora översvämningen).

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15,343 notes
August 26th, 2019 at 10:52AM

Having a gf is terrible actually because normally i love being alone but after spending ~60 hours basically within arms reach of each other now when I’m alone again i feel.. lonely :(

1 note #tfw no gf because shes at work...#we went to a wedding together this weekend and spent three nights together it was sooo nice but now i feel empty!!
August 21st, 2019 at 10:34PM
The New American Homeless
322 notes #this is just. the worst i thibk about it all the time
August 21st, 2019 at 8:50PM

playstation1graphics:

playstation1graphics:

this man was really just in this public bathroom with his girlfriend on speaker phone and she’s like “what are you up to” he’s like “I’m taking a shit baby” absolutely appalling this might be the last straw for me I really might attack this man

literally I feel like a wild chimpanzee right now

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127,349 notes #i think abput this post like. 3 or 4 times a week#im just like i literally feel like a wild chimpanzee rn