ca-dmv-bot:
“Customer: FAVORITE FOOD
DMV: ANOTHER NAME FOR WEED
Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot:

Customer: FAVORITE FOOD
DMV: ANOTHER NAME FOR WEED

Verdict: DENIED

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maplebars:
“my dear maple
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maplebars:

my dear maple

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sketchbookofaclown:

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Drawn for a friend who was having a tough day. Clown girl brings joy to all~

pwlanier:

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The Highly Important Faneuil Family Molded Copper Full-Bodied Grasshopper Weathervane

Attributed to Shem Drowne (1683-1774)

Boston, Massachusetts

Circa 1740

Sotheby’s

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@witchydarling the tempation

@witchydarling the tempation

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snailspng:

Sea slug PNGs

(source: seaslug.world)

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e-clv:

e-clv:

e-clv:

One thing i’m going to do is order hash browns from Dunkin Donuts. I have ordered this item so many times that I am an aficionado not only of the item itself but of all the way the Dunkin you’re getting them from can fuck them up

The thing is some of the ways make them inedible and some are ok but I have gotten like every type of fucked up these bad boys can be. I’m making a chart about this

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Official Dunkin Donuts hash brown edibility variation chart

aqueervenus:

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Insect postcards by Ludwig Heinrich Jungnickel, 1911

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life-on-our-planet:

Two tiny shrimps battle each other on the back of a sea cucumber, filmed at a depth of 15m.
Seacrop Diving School | Japan

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bedupolker:

Old Man Weevleton

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asker

Anonymous asked:

can i have a bug

vargurvargur:

bog-o-mine:

bog-o-mine:

vargurvargur:

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Now you are a.

Gastropod.

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SORRY I JUST NOW NOTICED THAT IS ONE SNAIL LOOKING AT ITSELF IN THE MIRROR, AND NOT IN FACT TWO SNAILS ABOUT TO KISS

I have two! Sorry for the scrambled eggs. Admittedly they’re kind of shy about kissing.

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asker

Anonymous asked:

i can't work out where the pouches are on your lil isopods? not sure what to look for pls help 😭

crevicedwelling:

isopod marsupia aren’t really “pouches” but more of a transparent membrane grown on the belly that fills with nutrient-rich liquid and embryos.

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the first isopod hasn’t grown a new marsupium after giving birth, so the belly is just segmented and smooth. the second has developed eggs, visible as greenish-yellow spheres inside the membrane. the final isopod is due to give birth in a day or two, with the juveniles already having developed legs, eyes, and everything within the marsupium.

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you can actually see the segments, tails, and legs of the babies through the marsupium!

because marsupia aren’t very thick, a stressed female isopod (such as one grabbed by a predator) close to giving birth will break the membrane and expel the young immediately, giving them a chance at escaping.

jeezypetes:

I understand that for some people erotic fanfiction is an important part of their lives. and the community surrounding erotic fanfiction is a very real part of their social lives. And so it makes sense that they’d be passionate about what’s acceptable in their communities and what kind of erotic fanfiction is being produced and consumed etc. but sometimes i get a glimpse into this world and see people getting so upset and i want to say hey, it’s okay, most people don’t even think about that stuff. Does that make sense?

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This is what I mean 😭

I understand that for some people erotic fanfiction is an important part of their lives. and the community surrounding erotic fanfiction is a very real part of their social lives. And so it makes sense that they’d be passionate about what’s acceptable in their communities and what kind of erotic fanfiction is being produced and consumed etc. but sometimes i get a glimpse into this world and see people getting so upset and i want to say hey, it’s okay, most people don’t even think about that stuff. Does that make sense?