if someone says “in all seriousness” i drop my smart ass attitude immediately. it’s the least i can do.
adding a couple of extra stamps to my mail as a tip for the post man
if youâre a fan of batman you hate the joker and youâll boycott his movie out of principle. that simple.
I dont know much about DC, could you elaborate on this?
I am a fan of Batman and I absolutely LOVE the Joker. Your logic is broken, my good friend.
true batman fans would hate the joker for both the crimes he has committed and his chaotic approach to crimes, which is at odds with batmanâs law and order beliefs
Your answer is not based on facts itâs based on an opinion. If we want to get specific YOUR opinion. I have yet to see anyone agree with you in the comments. So does that mean everyone is a so called âfakeâ Batman fan? Again broken logic. Do not make an argument you canât back up. Do not call people fake fans just because you disagree with them. A âtrueâ fan would be logical and appreciate both Batman and The Joker. Whether they dislike the otherâs ways or not.
the joker and his goons have terrorised gotham for too long. if you see the jokerâs movie you are helping to bankroll his horrible crimes and basically funding batmanâs biggest enemy⊠doesnât sound like something a true fan would do
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thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001:
this is going to be all of you guys. also someone take the url âhegelianwifeâ quickly if it hasnt already been
âRecently we got in a huge fight because he was trying to demonstrate an example of the Hegelian concept of the "unity of oppositesâ (whatever that means) by claiming that right and left hands are opposite but also identical. I told him this is just wrong and that right and left hands are not âidenticalâ in any meaningful sense (chirality is a basic concept in geometry/group theory: left and right hands are not superimposable). He kept putting his hands together and tried to show how they were âidenticalâ and kept failing (because theyâre not) and then got angry and stormed out of the house. I havenât seen him since (this was about a day ago) and texted him and havenât heard back.â
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nachtgaengerin-deactivated20191:
sorry for not developing my employability skills i was too busy being sexy and fun
imagine saying this to your employer
alright i will
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