September 29th, 2019 at 11:54PM

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None of your business, foul machine

#this isnt staged i swear i just looked up and there it was#rude...
September 29th, 2019 at 11:10PM
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Anonymous asked:

as much as people are telling you to let people like things they sure aren’t just letting you dislike something and have a very harmless opinion about it lmao

theweirdwideweb:

Jesus Christ was also crucified for being right. 

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September 29th, 2019 at 11:09PM

theweirdwideweb:

theweirdwideweb:

In 2020 I’m going to need us to stop with the comic books. Let’s leave superhero shit in this cursed decade where it belongs. 

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No.

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201 notes #thank u lindy ur so brave
September 29th, 2019 at 11:07PM

catnippackets:

spiritscribbler:

catnippackets:

guys where’s that post about the guy who felted himself a life sized doll to be his girlfriend and it’s the scariest fucking thing in the world

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This post?

YES THANK YOU

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5,317 notes #i wonder how many horrifying posts ive managed to forget completely#i can remember so many. but therecould be more
September 29th, 2019 at 10:55PM
naurielrochnur: “This is Penelope, the opossum at the zoo where I work l, sitting in her “weight bucket” so we can keep track of how much she weighs. She is a very good girl. That is all. I hope this beautiful opossum made your day a little better. ”

naurielrochnur:

This is Penelope, the opossum at the zoo where I work l, sitting in her “weight bucket” so we can keep track of how much she weighs. She is a very good girl.

That is all. I hope this beautiful opossum made your day a little better.

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44,768 notes #she did
September 29th, 2019 at 9:47PM
axonsandsynapses: “best part: this is 100% a real album you can listen to ”

axonsandsynapses:

best part: this is 100% a real album you can listen to

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September 29th, 2019 at 9:12PM

yodawgiheardyoulikeponies:

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So surprised to find Amuse plush, at Marshall’s no less!!

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September 29th, 2019 at 9:05PM
yesterdaysprint: “ Wisconsin State Journal, Madison, August 31, 1923 ”

yesterdaysprint:

Wisconsin State Journal, Madison, August 31, 1923

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September 29th, 2019 at 9:02PM

my gf is on vacation in California & seeing all the snaps of her relaxing and having fun makes me crazy i love her so much

1 note #she went with and stayed with friends im not close with & i didnt want to use my vacation days feeling socially awkward lol
September 29th, 2019 at 8:53PM
imaslave4u: ““Shakira photographed by David LaChapelle (2002) ” ”

imaslave4u:

Shakira photographed by David LaChapelle (2002)

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September 29th, 2019 at 8:32PM

unclefather:

unclefather:

sometimes when i’m feeling really down i just think about the time like 6 years ago when chris brown said that he had a seizure because everyone is mean to him and then i feel a little better

if i focus all my negative energy on chris brown i can make it happen again

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1,417 notes #yes we can
September 29th, 2019 at 3:12PM

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September 29th, 2019 at 1:38PM
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Anonymous asked: You can get drone bombed too sis, the fuck?

capacity:

- first gay president of the United States

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September 29th, 2019 at 1:24PM
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Anonymous asked: ONIONS!!!!!!!!!!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

enfant--terrible:

thank you, anon, for providing me with an opportunity to share with tumblr a truly excellent article on the subject:

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and it continues in this thoroughly excellent vein. i highly recommend you all read it from start to finish. 20/10. finally some good fucking food journalism

“Layers of Deceit”

I AM DEAD

8,466 notes #the person i reblogged from said she caramelizes onions in 15 minutes... i think people are confusing caramelized and cooked!!!#browning onions is easy caramelizing them takes forever and is annoying i almost never do it
September 29th, 2019 at 1:01PM
dragonwives: “Mary Oliver, from “the fourth sign of the zodiac” published in Blue Horses ”

dragonwives:

Mary Oliver, from “the fourth sign of the zodiac” published in Blue Horses

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