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euphoricnightscape-deactivated2 asked:

J, why are you so cute and so pink?

straycatj:

It’s… It’s because I’m a kind of toasted marshmallow cat…

maryoliverpdf:

lesbians and bi girls aren’t enemies weirdos we are on the same side. internet discourse gave us brain rot

(via gayhaircut)

jeezypetes:

My iphone updated itself overnight and now if i touch my screen wrong it scrolls uncontrollably upwards πŸ‘»

However now i can torment my gf with β€œmemojis”

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fairycosmos:

look. i don’t think my stretch marks are beautiful. i don’t think they’re tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i don’t think my acne is beautiful. i don’t think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think they’re human. and i don’t think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i don’t think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.

(via kidsbop)

mr-puff:

rslashrats:

smeasel:

rslashrats:

i think it would be really funny if there was someone out there named Dick N. Balls

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This is actual man Dick N. Bolles and his actual unedited face.

Dick N. Bolles

why is he available on amazon

(via artsy-kitten)

twinsand:

Favorite Horror Ships - Dave x Debbie x Mike ⎮ Killer Klowns from Outer Space 

↳  Your old boyfriend?! Great that’s just great!

              Look don’t worry about Dave… it’s those clowns you gotta worry about.

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stlamb:

Claude Paradin. Devises Héroïques. 1551.

(via witchydarling)

funkylittlegoblin:

themetaisawesome:

dani-draws-201:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

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this single panel of a popeye comic @fleetwoodbrak dug up while he was spelunking on the popeye wiki is the only thing keeping me alive

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this one too

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king

(via theweirdwideweb)

My iphone updated itself overnight and now if i touch my screen wrong it scrolls uncontrollably upwards 👻

onenicebugperday:

A nice leaf footed bug, Paryphes sp. by Andreas Kay

(via the-awkward-turt)

zhuanghongru:

Canadian photographer Eiko Jones

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mudpuddling-moved:

ok watch this *bangs my head against the wall and passes out and when i wake up im in full psychosis state* *you bang my head against the wall in an attempt to turn me back to normal* *you kill me*

mycologicalsociety:

the s.s. in front of boat names actually stands for sufjan stevens

(via bloodpressurecuff)