gunsandfireandshit:

DING DING DING, WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

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jvlianbashir:

this is what good pussy sounds like *laminated paper wobbling sound*

(via spitefulhag)

laughingpinecone:

#watch this ESPECIALLY if you havent seen twin peaks

shemailed:

everyone shut the FUCK up and watch dale cooper fry some guns

(via mossywizard)

ladderβ€”toβ€”theβ€”stars:

tamizhnadu:

wow he really is gay huh

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wow he really is gay huh part 2

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unfriendlyblackwitch:

repotting:

alightinthefire:

endangered-justice-seeker:

Min. Wage Workers: [struggle to survive on ~$15K a year]


Rich people: Quit complaining! Learn to Budget! Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!


Also Rich People: “CoUlD yOu LiVe On $50K a YeAr?”

F. Scott Fitzgerald: “The Rich are different than you and I.”

Ernest Hemingway: “Yeah, they have more money.”

Meanwhile, disabled people on SSI are expected to live on $9,252 a year, maximum.

Not that disabled people have expenses abled people don’t, or anything.

or they just dont get ssi at all

(via iampikachuhearmeroar)

tulpa2-deactivated20191122:

Omg i thought you a bitch but you’re actually really cool. I thought you were a total bitch because you don’t talk a lot. Just an absolute cunt. A horrible horrible rude bitch. The worst. I thought “wow this bitch is so quiet who does she think she is? She thinks she’s so much better than us. I literally hate her” We cool now tho

(via internetcaretaker)

jeezypetes:

jeezypetes:

My iphone updated itself overnight and now if i touch my screen wrong it scrolls uncontrollably upwards πŸ‘»

However now i can torment my gf with β€œmemojis”

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yassmines:

shes tapping into the eternal fury of womanhood 😞

(via krawps)

:

the inherent horor of being trans is knowing you are the single touchstone a cis person will probably ever have

im reminded of when i went to sit my philosophy exam and had an ex-officer as an invidulator. he asked me if i was trans, something i had no obligation to answer. but if i didnt, i would be cagey. i would now paint an image of all trans people being rude in his mind, so i said yes

that invidulator asked me why, as a trans student, i should have my rights respected if there are so few of us

and instead of rightfully getting pissed off, i had to remember that i am currently representing a community of millions to a single man in a room with just the two of us in it. i could be the deciding factor on how he conducts behaviour with trans people in the future. what if he gets called to invidulate again in 20 years time and has another trans student? what if he remembers the one he met before, and instantly assumes he knows our community?

so i explained to him why i should have rights. and i used my words carefully, because if i slip up even once i have now put a trans person in danger, because he has made a choice based on me

trans people dont get to be angry. cis people always joke about how we demand a space, or we demand the right name, or we demand they bow down to us

think very carefully, did that trans woman demand that you use the right name, or did she correct you? did that trans man hold you at gunpoint, demanding you let him piss in public, or did he look like he wanted to use the disabled toilet to avoid bothering you all together. did the nonbinary trans person have you on your knees begging for forgiveness, or did they ask nicely for you to be mindful of their pronouns?

the transphobic narrative is one of victimhood, meanwhile if i even use the wrong tone cis people will act as a child does, and they will demand that the next trans person they meet apologise

every trans person you meet is aware of this too. we’re all very tuned into the fact that we are ambassadors, and that we never asked to be that. i dont want to have to very carefully consider ‘will a curt answer mean someome later dies’, but every day of my life i do

and cis people need to know that. to be trans is to literally walk on constant eggshells of cis fragility. its why when we see a new trans celebrity we have to desperately hope they dont do stupid fucking shit like caitlyn jenner did. because now everyone thinks trans women are like her. because now negotiations for our right to exist unmolested have gone back another 20 years

and tbh, cis people are pathetically weak. a trans person asked you to use the right name? that did not happen in a vacuum. that trans person has met 50-60 cis people today who refused

and guess what? we get tired too

(via curseworm)

theglowpt2:

theglowpt2:

i think we all just need to calm down and watch hereditary paddington again

everyone shut up and watch Hereditary (but it’s Paddington)

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em-niwa:
“ Surku (monkshood)
This is inspired by some amazing stories I heard in Japan about Ainu women raising bear cubs.
buy this print | twitter | read my comic | patreon | instagram
please don’t remove my captions

em-niwa:

Surku (monkshood) 

This is inspired by some amazing stories I heard in Japan about Ainu women raising bear cubs. 

buy this print | twitter | read my comic | patreon | instagram

please don’t remove my captions <3

(via emailsnail)

wordcubed:

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

i was reading an article about how some professional clowns are afraid IT is going to cause business issues, and this one guy came forward to say he didn’t think it’d be a big deal and everything from his statement to description sounds like something made up for a tumblr shit post:

“‘A load of the folks who say ‘this is terrible for the industry’ have been clowning for about five minutes – they’ve not been through this before,’ says Ian Williams, honorary secretary of Clowns International, which claims to be the world’s oldest clown organisation. ‘It’s not going to kill off clowning. [The TV miniseries adaptation of It, starring Tim Curry] came out 27 years ago. I was clowning then, I’m still clowning now.’”

i’m sharing this again because this guy is possibly my hero he’s seen it all and does not give a fuck

he was clowning then and he’s clowning now

Spent a few moments wondering why clowns are afraid of Information Technology

(via yeah-yeah-beebiss-1)

benepla:

skellingtonhaos:

glorious-fabulous-jellyfish:

his daughter is literally a lesbian you piece of burnt toast but go off i guess

shesnake:

the fact that “stephen king gays” exist is so crazy…. he literally hates yall

you can have a gay child and still be homophobic you undercooked chicken nugget but go off i guess :/

can we please just call each other cunts

(via theglowpt2-deactivated20200101)

rattinos:

Dewey is attending a show tomorrow. Here he is enjoying some cuddles with his brother Long John.

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