emmablowguns:
“bigtea3:
“The vibe station…..
”
If you sat at these in school you’re gay or in prison
”

emmablowguns:

bigtea3:

The vibe station…..

If you sat at these in school you’re gay or in prison

(via masonicbeheadingritual)

jeezypetes:

Do u know some white dudes who are like very liberal and have like mostly correct opinions on social issues and are like generally very tolerable to be around but you just know. By the grace of god alone are they not alt right monsters. like they don’t seem like they have any genuine empathy for people they just like being correct and were they raised in rural wherever they would be just as excited about hating immigrants as they are about hating trump

Actually this probably applies to all white people but i was mostly thinking about my coworker and travis mcelroy

Do u know some white dudes who are like very liberal and have like mostly correct opinions on social issues and are like generally very tolerable to be around but you just know. By the grace of god alone are they not alt right monsters. like they don’t seem like they have any genuine empathy for people they just like being correct and were they raised in rural wherever they would be just as excited about hating immigrants as they are about hating trump

deanky:
“You know he was sniffing some dirt.
”

deanky:

You know he was sniffing some dirt.

(via unclefather)

americasnexttopsoil:

mark-zuckerburg-x-siri-fanfic:

americasnexttopsoil:

Great news! My offspring’s development, specifically in terms of supine head and neck control, arm extension, hand opening and visual tracking of moving objects was rated “advanced” (that is, gifted) by an accredited professional, meaning my family is entitled to siphon resources from you. Give us all your money.

What does this mean

Sounds like a question someone whose hands were still balled at two weeks of age would ask. 🙄

I mean, this is precisely why my children deserve more and superior public services, whereas lowly, average (disgusting!) children don’t. If my child is forced to sit in school sandwiched between talentless Morlocks who are probably covered in warts and who waste classroom time on anti-intellectual behaviors such as asking too many questions, that’d be unjust and cruel. More importantly, however, all of society would be worse off.

My progeny is clearly already superior to most, and can only be destined for greatness. Think about it, if you can. Remember, it is geniuses, such as my two-week-old offspring, who are responsible for all technology, all great works and all nice stuff in general. This is an undeniable reality! To treat superior persons no differently from common slugfolk would impede their trajectory.

Give us all your money.

(via errorschacha)

bukkake–hokage:
“ chosoko:
“ reminder that i dont have a single art class but go down to the AP class 3x a day and either do nothing or use ¼ cup of paint to make these horrible orangutan paintings and i plan to make more
”
I want everyone to know...

bukkake–hokage:

chosoko:

reminder that i dont have a single art class but go down to the AP class 3x a day and either do nothing or use ¼ cup of paint to make these horrible orangutan paintings and i plan to make more

I want everyone to know this is my favorite post on this hellsite I love these paintings more than life itself and if the person who made these ever wanted to get rid of them I would literally pay an arm and and a leg for them

(via sunflowerbutch)

shiftythrifting:

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incredibly distressing bear honey pot 😱 the tongue is a spoon…

(via shiftythrifting)

retroetic:

River Phoenix photographed by Nancy Schiff (1988).

(via naamahdarling)