Quick poll is it ok for me to buy black leather driving gloves just bc I’m sexy and gay if I don’t even have a driver’s license (bc again i am sexy & gay)
the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself.
at walmarts bakery (i work in the deli) theres a computer for printing cake decals and theres always this t-posing cake with a stolen veggietales face on the homescreen
but i came in today and found him facing directly forward and no longer smiling
Whenever I get medical procedures done I imagine someone from the past watching it and I was like man someone from the 1500s would find blood draws so weird but THEN I remembered the four Humors ans blood letting and I was like actually they’d find the whole bleeding you bit par for the course,
They’d just think it was weird we were gonna Do something with the blood afterward
Me, a time traveling doctor, handing the blood samples off to my nurse: okay you’re good to go
My patient: wait…what’s she doing with the blood
Me: ah uh, gonna. Pour it over her garden to make her veggies come in better this year
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