Googling โwatermelon crabsโ instead of โwatermelon carbsโ is delightful because you will get creative crab shapes made out of watermelons AND pictures of cute striped fiddler crabs. 10/10, would typo again.
ppl who arent bisexual are like “oh this is what i think it means to be bi actually” and u sound dumb as hell, bisexuality is when ur brain is small but ur meat is huge. next question.
“bisexuals are dumb and sexy but i mean it in a cute internet way” like i don’t want to get hate about this again but like. This is so tired & so am i
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