some type of adult girl

lake-shark:

the concept of how sir arthur conan doyle was as a person always sends me into fits. imagine making the most famous literary character of all time but you hate the character so much you try to kill him off. but everyone is so horny for this asshole detective they make you bring him back. even your own mother gets mad when he’s dead because she likes him. raising your prices to ridiculous rates to avoid writing holmes stories backfired and now you’re rich. it’s absolutely a pain because it’s keeping you from your true passion which is spiritualism despite how one of your good friends harry houdini keeps telling you it’s bullshit. you consider your best novels to be historical ones but they’re well over shadowed by the nemesis of your own creation sherlock fucking holmes. some fake photographs from some kids convinced you faeries were real and you wrote a whole book about it. you started writing stories in medical school. and yes, also you are a doctor. after you’re dead, they erect a statue of sherlock holmes across the street from your birthplace, causing you to probably roll over one hundred eighty degrees in your grave and scream into your casket pillow.

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dankmemeuniversity:

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

moby dick is a great reminder that hunting a rare whale can be challenging at times

reallyreallyreallytrying:

sowed some stuff but i’m thinking i might not reap it. if it sucks i’ll probably just not reap it.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

there is no need to say strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, blackberries and boysenberries. you are among friends. you may say “fruits of the forest”.

queenofclassandsassxo:

yourbirdy:

At least Lana Del Rey understands

Lol right? ^

*Sings confidently*

She’s not me.. 😉

(There is only one, and some of y'all should be ashamed of asking me or wanting me to be anyone else

But please bby, set the ghost in your machine free 😂😘)

lesbiansavingthrow:

lesbiansavingthrow:

scorpia has extreme dumb bitch energy she has these 18 strength, 8 intelligence and 5 wisdom going for her

also 16 dex apperently

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Hello worthless followers. I just wanted to let you know that you can get almost two pounds of dried cranberries for only $5.99 at safeway. This is an incredible bargain. You are welcome

jeezypetes:

First picture is me in the berenstain universe seconf is me in the berenstein universe

First picture is me in the berenstain universe seconf is me in the berenstein universe

I have to pee. I have to put laundry in the drier. I want to eat some sweet snakcks. I need to shower. I need to plan a lucid dream for a bunch of my friends pretending to be little animals with swords

liathepenguinologist:

wish they still made you lick stamps todays world is so devoid of intimacy

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papasmoke:

i can move rocks with my mind but i dont control what rock or how i move it

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manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

sometimes i remember “i can’t carry it for you, but i can carry you” and i

and i.

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