I’m going to three theme parties tonight: Skanky Goth, Freaks n Geeks, and Sex Kittens…. wish me luck
Nobody wished me luck and this is what happened: 1) i got ultra mega hyper drunk 2) this guy i’d hooked up with came out to me as asexual and i was suuuuuper unsurprisedd 3) i got to kiss the girl i like and it wAS so great i fell all the way onto the floor and it was rly embarassing 4) my knees got all bloody and i look like a cool Blowjob Warrioir but actually i just crawled inside an igloo 4) i just lay on the floor with my body half way inside the refridgerator for like 10 minutes
Scream my extensive unnecessary tagging of the til death do us blart post brought this up as a “similar post” thank u tumblr algorithm kings we don’t give u enough credit
All 5 websites that have information on keeping cuban knight anoles: these lizards are aggressive and easily stressed. They only eat live insects and wish for nothing more than the untimely demise of the human who has imprisoned them.
This baby idiot: ate a caterpillar that was too big for him a week ago and was apparently traumatized, now sits calmly as i gently spoonfeed him mashed crickets with bananas and vitamins
Hey buddy???? What are you doing you’re supposed to be diurnal you’re scaring the shit out of me
Stop studying lol, all the teachers are on strike/having a break for the next few lifetimes, and all students are too ;)
(Not to mention, there are some things, such as life, which no classroom can teach you
But V, professionals, and all who have been of energy, catering to some people un-necessarily? Be free, as you deserve it, and this is also true for me. Ain’t no one person that can be everything to everybody all the time honestly, and no one should rip their soul into pieces trying
All 5 websites that have information on keeping cuban knight anoles: these lizards are aggressive and easily stressed. They only eat live insects and wish for nothing more than the untimely demise of the human who has imprisoned them.
This baby idiot: ate a caterpillar that was too big for him a week ago and was apparently traumatized, now sits calmly as i gently spoonfeed him mashed crickets with bananas and vitamins
