February 21st, 2020 at 10:07AM

jeezypetes:

Weight watchers is just like “lets invent a less dangerous eating disorder and make millions of dollars”

My coworker was telling me his fiancee ate Half a valentines day chocolate and then realized it was Four Points and threw the rest out… like cool really healthy glad my work has a sponsored weight watchers group

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February 20th, 2020 at 8:28PM
everythingfox: “A handful of turts ”

everythingfox:

A handful of turts

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February 20th, 2020 at 8:25PM

trulyvincent:

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Strawberry Finches

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21,602 notes #GOD the elegance
February 20th, 2020 at 8:19PM

i have a FAIL blood blister on my CRINGE foot :(

#my fault for treating her like weve been dancing barefoot 5+ hours a week for 8 years rather than hardly at all in the past 3#i did rly good in pole class and sent my gf a video though so.. worth it (?)
February 20th, 2020 at 2:37PM

fuck-you-showerthoughts:

just-shower-thoughts:

People would probably still visit Jurassic Park despite being warned by countless books and movies.

Ya cuz it’s cool as hell

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1,568 notes #i would absolutely..
February 20th, 2020 at 1:12PM

everythingfox:

“Cranky to Happy in 5 seconds”

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47,580 notes #:’)
February 20th, 2020 at 10:23AM
arsenicinshell: “ The Shell Box of real walnut made for perfume storage, greetings from France from the 19th century. ”

arsenicinshell:

The Shell Box of real walnut made for perfume storage, greetings from France from the 19th century.

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February 20th, 2020 at 10:20AM
meohmyohmyohme: “James “Son Ford” Thomas- skull,1988. ”

meohmyohmyohme:

James “Son Ford” Thomas- skull,1988.

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February 20th, 2020 at 10:15AM
perfectlyqualitytriumph: “712 ”

perfectlyqualitytriumph:

712

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February 19th, 2020 at 11:31PM

Weight watchers is just like “lets invent a less dangerous eating disorder and make millions of dollars”

2 notes #thats my take for the night! im not watchinf the debate bc frankly id prefer not to
February 19th, 2020 at 11:18PM
yakubgodgave: “Japanese “Poison Mushroom” collectible figures ”

yakubgodgave:

Japanese “Poison Mushroom” collectible figures

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February 19th, 2020 at 11:01PM

veshunya:

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hello i spent 2 months on this very small thing

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32 notes #!!
February 19th, 2020 at 9:30PM

venetiancarnival:

some well-dressed cats by ami Yoshie OHKUBO

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50,947 notes #:)
February 19th, 2020 at 9:16PM

ewaneneollav:

lol … its fucking funny how you dont even realize how stupid and gay it is that youare eating my liver again … you actually think its funny and cool to eat my liver no matter every time it regenerates even though its gotten really old and not funny or cool anymore

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February 19th, 2020 at 9:08PM

theweirdwideweb:

Hate when tea is like “don’t squeeze the tea bag” like how about you kiss my whole ass

321 notes #tea bags are like dont put this in the microwave FUCK YOU