If I were Amanda Seyfried I simply would have chosen gay Colin Firth to be my dad. I mean what were her other options? James Bond who can’t sing? Pennywise’s dad? The choice is clear.
If i were amanda seyfried i simply would have allowed megan fox to kill and eat my boyfriend and dated her instead
Shelly on the street in Harajuku wearing a handmade flower crown with a colorful faux fur coat, satin romper, Opening Ceremony bag, and orange sock boots. Full Look
I see him as more of a… veryLucid Obsessive, more than anything.
I haven’t been to Church or anything in a while, but he’s the forgiving, empathetic, all-loving golden boy of Christianity, isn’t he? Jesus would never be cruel to anyone, least of all the disciple he considers closest to him. But, I think he’d tend to be one the more… passionate side of the spectrum, too. He does his best, but he’s not perfect, letting his temper get the best of his rationality and investing a little too much, even if he boils-over much less than other Yanderes. But, it still does happen. and regardless of how much he swears he loves you and promises he could never lay a hand on you, you’re still left terrified and crying and begging him to calm down.
If it’s any help, the guilt is unbelievable on his part, but… he can’t let you leave his side. With so many enemies, so many traitors, he can’t risk losing someone so loyal, someone so dedicated to his cause. So, he’ll make sure you rely on him as much as he relies on you. He won’t lie to you, but he might as well as be, considering how wrong he lets you take everything he says. Thinly-veiled threats that could only make sense to you, promises on brimstones and hellfire for anyone who doesn’t stay dedicated to their idol… it’s subtle, but it gets the point across. Even if Jesus does feel a little bad about it, afterward.
are y’all seeing this
yandere Jesus moments
John 2:13-17
imagine showing this to a 16th century minister in england
Anonymous asked: have you heard of jumping snails? they have a little "claw" on the back of their foot. it lets them launch up to a few centimeters. love the little guys.
No?????????? I have not heard of them this is amazing news.
“These snails are sometimes called “jumping snails” because the tail is modified with a caudal horn and the posterior part of the foot acts as a catapult to push off from contiguous substrates allowing the snail to suddenly move several inches.”
They are apparently Ovachlamys fulgens.Let’s look at a couple:
