Yeah its 3 am and while i did not technically do any “work” today i did attend two zoom meetings and write the first half of a creepypasta about being left behind by a greyhound bus at a gas station in rural oregon
Full offense are there whole raw bananas lying on their sides in the middle of this cake bc that sucks ass
Honestly this might be good day one but please think about day two when the bananas turn brown and start leaking their decomposition fluids all over the inside of your cake
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Full offense are there whole raw bananas lying on their sides in the middle of this cake bc that sucks ass
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I’m growing out my left pinky into a long nasty coke nail bc it contains the last chip of a gel manicure i got in February u know when things were normal
gandalf is out there fighting a balrog and all you people can think about is sex
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My gf was going to come over for an illegal visit on my birthday but now she can’t bc her mom (who she lives with) has corona and her mom is at risk bc she has asthma and my gf is waiting to find out if she can get tested and if she tests posi the whole vet clinic where she works will be shut down
me revisiting my scene phase playlist
me having a depressive episode
me fucking it up bc I got moves and bitches love me
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This question and its answer from The New York Times work advice column is W I L D.
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Traditional Russian window frame - nalichnik (by Andrei Lisitsyn)
