yeah and this is straycatj, the popular tumblr cat. see that’s landlady, she adopted him a few years ago when he kept coming to her house for food. sometimes he runs through paper doors so landlady gives him the “funny face penalty” as you can see in this photo
Stop it! Stop it!! I’m embarrassed! Where is my dignity!? Lowyer! Is there any lowyer!?
I’m so sorry mr j, please don’t bring out your lowyer! I won’t do it again, promise!
OK… so… touch the top of my tail, and send your honesty by neko-pathy…
sending honesty rays via neko-pathy… is this thing working?
Imagine if you’re going to an Insane Clown Posse show expecting them to do their usual horrorcore rap rock and instead they come out to circus music in a tiny clown car and start throwing pies at each other and doing funny flipsy-flops and goofs and all of the juggalos are having an earnestly great time for the whole family and then they ask you on stage and you get tricked and squirted with water but in a funny, good-natured way which you handle well and then you get to take a bow and the whole audience applauds and you are laughing so hard it is the best night of your life
to the tune of teenage dream by kate perry
let me put my hands on the waist of your jnco jeans tonight i love the sightd and smells and there is no real hell, it was invented by religious scholsrs to fear people into giving up money and time unto their egos
