semiotextiana:

andreablog2-deactivated20220425:

Vocal fry isn’t even real. It was a psyop to make people enunciate more so the government could listen to us through the speakers and mics

Me to my voice therapist. And she agrees

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tropical flavor sour patch kids 🥴🥴

mossworm:

look at this water mite and her little eyes

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countess-zaleska:

Illustrations from The Black Cat magazine, vol. 16 (1910-1911).

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morethanonepage:

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SCREAMING

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lineformcolorandcat:
“Luc Tuymans
The Rabbit, 1994
oil on canvas
23" 28"
”

lineformcolorandcat:

Luc Tuymans
The Rabbit, 1994
oil on canvas
23" 28"

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What is the opposite of guacamole?

lewisandquark:

Last week I attempted to illustrate some neural net-generated racehorses by turning to another neural net - this time, one that generates images, called BigGAN.

Using Joel Simon’s ganbreeder.app interface, I’m able to see what BigGAN can generate for any of ~1000 categories of objects. Not finding a category for “racehorse”, I decided to use the nearest thing I could find, “horse cart”. Which, um.

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But ganbreeder makes it easy to combine multiple categories - if “horse cart” is one point in space and “great grey owl” is another point in space, when you travel on a straight line between them, the horse carts gradually grow feathers and owl faces, ending in something that sort of resembles an owl.

[left: 100% horse cart. middle: 50% horse cart, 50% owl. right: 100% grey owl]

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Ganbreeder also allows you to travel AWAY from a destination. So I can start at “horse cart” and then try to remove some of the cartness by deliberately traveling in the exact opposite direction of “shopping cart”. Sure enough, the image morphs into a furry four-legged creature with no more sign of wheels.

[left: 100% horse cart. right: 75% horse cart and -75% shopping cart. bottom: tried to make the face less doglike by also subtracting some dog. success??]

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What this also means is that I can take any category of thing and generate its opposite. For example, I can set “guacamole” to -100%, inverting every component that makes it up. It’s kind of like burrowing directly through the earth’s core to find out what’s on the exact opposite side of the planet.

Here’s what’s opposite of guacamole: this tower, this mysterious cloaked figure.

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this thing, I regret to inform you, is the opposite of “jeans”

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Now, this is just a single neural net’s strange idea of what an opposite is, basically “do exactly the opposite of what you would do to generate a picture of jeans”. If they retrained the neural net on the same data, random fluctuations in the training process might make the opposites look a lot different. But often the opposites have a sort of logic to them. The opposite of tiny indoor things tend to be large landscapes. The opposite of organic things tend to be geometric ones. 

Here’s the opposite of “stingray”:

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The opposite of “birdhouse” is, rather pleasingly, some kind of cat.

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The opposite of “drilling platform” is this leafy green creature.

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And the opposite of “eggnog” is a terrifying sight to behold.

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You can make your own abominations and opposites with ganbreeder.app!

Bonus content: more weird opposites!

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kremblorn:

it straight up smells like spiders in here

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theonion:
““He made us. He deserves a little fun.” ”

theonion:

“He made us. He deserves a little fun.”

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consultingwives:

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Some of the best lines from Artemis Fowl reviews. 10% on rotten tomatoes and getting lower baybee

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fymodernflapper:

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Victorian Tear Catchers

During the Victorian era, mourners sometimes collected their tears in gold decorated “tear bottles” to keep as a remembrance for the next of kin. It has also been said that the widows would go to the grave on the anniversary of the first year of death and sprinkle the tears on the grave to signify the end of the first year of mourning.

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