My kitten just figured out that i have a lizard… she seems unconcerned that i have another pet that i keep in a little box and torture twice daily with mist
Jane eyre energies….
Oleander and Magnolia got returned due to allergies.
The adopter had renamed Maggie βcrunchy bunsββ¦. Iβm asserting foster parent rights and putting their names back to their real names.
translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”
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I am literally cacklinggggg I clicked on this to hear this crazy ass man complain about the router model I own
This headscarf is called ‘Pennies from Heaven’ by Marcel Vertes,c. 1946
(Screen printed onto silk)
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Aweng Chuol for MATTE
- Makeup: Scott Osbourne Jr.
“I was more insecure when I was 20 than I am at 47. At 47 it’s like, “You need me to put on a crazy dress with mirrors? Yeah, sure. I’m going to work the shit out of this!” I don’t know what I’m doing. It’s, like, you give less fucks. [..] Aging is the greatest. It really gives you more space to be that person in the mirrored dress who has always been inside.” — Sandra Oh for InStyle.
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Nesting in the crown of Mary at St. Ottilien Archabbey, Oberbayern, Germany.












