What I love about spy kids is they’re not spying on anyone and absolutely no one cares.
“Spy” is basically a dnd class in the Spy Kids Cinematic Universe, there’s zero espionage, the word spy just refers to a collection of proficiency modifiers
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only
that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be
honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be
satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful,
salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels,
look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my
neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and
ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve
drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m
satisfied.
john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up
sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i
could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying.
i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i
bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get
hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt.
i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day,
probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but
you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want.
i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams
if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want
to get out of bed in the mornings.
i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even
dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your
grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a
fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name
out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve
already won.
Polish people in a silent protest It will be better with you here in Warsaw on 26.06.2020 against hate, discrimination, violence, and dramatic injustice the LGBTQIAP+ community faces every day in Poland.
We are the change, and the change lies in our hands
To make that change, we humbly ask for your attendance, because we know, that
It
Will
Be
Better
With you here
With us, side by side, as one of the colors of the rainbow,
The rainbow, which colors are love, strength and the change
The change for the better
Photos by: Karol Grygoruk, Zuza Krajewska, Dorian GΓ³rski
@entomoelliotβ submitted: Allow me to relay to you The Ballad of John Kielbasa.
4 weeks ago, a mystery caterpillar was dropped onto my lawn by a bird. He was weak, but still squirming, and so I brought him inside to ID. I dubbed him John Kielbasa: Birdwrangler, due to the near-fatal birdwrangling accident that brought him to me. Far as I could tell at the time, he was a white underwing moth. So I got him a lovely salad made from a variety of potential host plants, which he built into a tent instead. He used this tent to enter into a long slumber, starting on the 16th of june. I lined his jar home with paper towel so he would be able to climb and dry his wings, when the time came.
This week, I had begun to lose hope. Had he been fatally injured in the birdwrangle after all?
But then, tonight, I came up to my room where his jar sat beside my bed, and there he was: winged, fluffy, and surprisingly, pink! It turns out he is a betrothed underwing, but I love him all the same. And so, I brought his jar outside in the dead of night, and set him free. He flew into my maple tree for a moment, before flying into my face to give me a kiss, and then disappeared into the night.
And that, my friends, is the Ballad of John Kielbasa.
The world is his jar, now.
What an excellent story! I love John Kielbasa. Amazing he survived the bird and got to pupate! My fav photo is the fifth one where heβs peering out of the jar. Wonderful. Thank you for sharing! Hope he lives a good long moth life. :)
@softthyla submitted: Look at this dude monching a flower!! No ID needed but he’s on the Washington coast
I’m not saying I skipped 37 other submissions to post this beautiful perfect soft babe but that’s exactly what I did. Absolutely unreal. Can you believe this friend exists in real life and we get to see them with our own eyes? I’ll never get over it. Thank you for sharing 🖤