What’s four inches long, covered in spines, and has an insatiable appetite for flesh?
A red-eyed devil katydid (Neobarettia spinosa), native to the deserts of the American Southwest, of course! These are not your average garden variety katydids that eat leaves - they are fierce predators with huge appetites and in addition to other insects they may prey on frogs and even lizards in the wild. All of which they eat alive.
These katydids are flightless, but retain tiny useless wings that they spread when they’re grumpy to make themselves look even more impressive.
They are mostly bluff, but they will bite and start trying to eat you if your hand smells like food.
what smart appliances could have been: here is the exact part that is not functioning, here are 5 vendors selling that part for between $30-$70, here are 3 repair specialists in your area
what smart appliances actually are: you can’t operate this appliance because uhhhh *checks notes* your water filter is pirated :(
Item: Boots of Rolling & Springing; on every turn they are worn roll a Dex save and choose between traveling at double your normal speed or jumping double your normal height. On a failed save, take double your normal fall damage.
these look like something some guy in a cartoon would try on for the first time before screaming “wooah wooah woooaaah look out” and then crashing into a pond
