happy 2023! i made a lemon pig
11 days in huh
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my boyfriend joked that he cums dust and dark devils compelled me to write verses about it
New kitten - every time I look at him I think his name is kofu even though his name is Dmitri. I blame @straycatj
He isn’t Kofu because he looks very clever…so different!!
asha yusuf & manar khadi by adriana roslin for sicky mag
CG on instagram
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College should cost two dollars and then when you graduate everyone apologizes for wasting your time
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What the FUCK is going on
Everyone stop taking your tricyclics you don’t needthem any more
despite everything, it’s all very beautiful and works out in the end
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At the costco murmuring to myself “i do not buy beverages in bulk. He who buys beverages in bulk has forgotten the face of his father. I buy beverages singly, from the refrigerated section”
I have forgotten the face of my father 😔