waffle house patron: proud american, strong christian, does not tell lies
in-n-out patron: hates america, believes in the devil, lies to parents for burger money
White dude named brake shows up at every zoom department meeting wearing a full suit and tie which is so funny im like dude even if you were at work you would not be allowed to wear that. You sell tickets and they make you wear a purple polo shirt
idk who needs to hear this today but under the ocean there live many chitinous creatures and if you manage to get past their defenses you’ll find so much succulent meat inside
@everyone staring at me as i make a humongous racket rattling down the uneven sidewalk on my ancient razor scooter: sorry for being so thrifty and eco friendly. And fast. And having a fat wet pussy
Rip the front axel fell out of my scooter today and I couldn’t find it… my pussy is ok though
