Orzo is such a sexy and seductive food bc it lives in the sweet wet intersection of pasta and rice. I want to eat it until i explode and die
we are the daughters of the bogos you couldnt bint
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my father: molly, please pause the show, i need to read your mother a tweet. It’s by peter segal
Either people with ADHD need to stop being so relatable or I need to go to the doctor
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#i dont have any feminine energy even though i AM caring and nurturing apparently i do it in a scary way like the boy in a romance anime#im like stop chopping like that youre going to hurt yourself. youre getting blood everywhere idiot let me bandage you#like you have to eat my food i made it for you >:(
just had a contractor over and i forgot i left a joint out and have this picture on my wall
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