gwynndolin:

scornhub.

Dream for this blog is that someday it gets scoured by lonely websleuths looking for clues about my mysterious disappearance

cumpriest:

what if thog did care. i like to imagine he does :)

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ynfynytscrolltbh:

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adonischildsupportcase:

those is mcdonalds jeans?

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

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intriga-hounds:

my favorite thing to do is crouch to kiss-level nearby and wait for him to notice

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tueselle:

personally, I love being evil and bisexual

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tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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shiftythrifting:

Literally submitted something earlier today, but we hit up a goodwill and found a straight up porn parody and didn’t even get carded, even tho I look like a fat 12 year old. Yes I bought it, and no I don’t know how I’m gonna watch it. My laptop doesn’t have a dvd slot, and there’s no way in hell I’m watching this on the TV, especially since I still live with my parents.

Can’t stop thinking about the maskless dude who came in through the doors between train cars and screamed incoherently at me… every time i get an itchy throat sensation i imagine droplets of his saliva hitting my face :/

mollyjames:

soygal:

sapphixxx:

According to the rules, if you wanted to play one the DM first had to run you through an incredibly difficult pre-written solo adventure (this accounted for a few hundred pages of the section) where your frog decided to escape the mega-dungeon that the unrepentantly evil frog civilization was based inside of. If your character died or was unable to escape the dungeon for any reason, it would be eaten by its clan members and you weren’t allowed to play as a frog guy.

sapphixxx:

Had a dream that wizards of the coast replaced elves, dwarves, gnomes and halflings with a sort of giant cannibalistic frog, and their section of the players handbook took up 800 pages

In total the phb was 15,000 pages long and I desperately wish I could have seen more of it.

Frog Escape Attempt #13: Despite the gruesome demise of my previous incarnations, I begin my adventure with a song in my heart and a spring in my step.

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