kelleysroom-deactivated20200511:
Feeling like the prettiest girl in the crawl space right now
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I already knew what song it was lol
This is what Boys will be boys means
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I can’t stop watching it.
For fans of chocolate and fans of Particle Annihilation Beam technology
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this is so fucking funny and whats even better is that a bunch of redditors gave this the Wholesome award
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*blasts you*
*absorbs your life source*
*stares*
OBSESSED with these tags
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this morning when i was on register this guy gave me cash n it was all wet n he said sorry i fell in a lake
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youre in her DMs… im in the dragon figurine aisle of the craft store and i dont even know her and im not interested
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I’m desperately trying to look up pics of shrimp but it keeps showing me dead shrimps for cooking my search history is just “shrimp” “shrimp sea” “shrimp alive ocean” “adult shrimp alive not dead” “uncookable shrimp”
We are the daughters of the shrimps you weren’t able to cook
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