ultraviolet-techno-ecology:

Since I talk about disability in relation to capitalism very often - I just want to point out that almost every single job which requires “Stable Transportation” or “Valid Driver’s License” inevitably excludes people who are blind, epileptic, or have other conditions that prevent you from driving yourself.

And this is extremely common - even for jobs which have absolutely nothing to do with driving. I nearly got into a lawsuit once with an office literally right next to a bus station because they demanded I was able to drive myself to work. Tellingly of course carpooling is never accepted as a stable form of transit. 

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themanslayer:
“ cmder:
“ sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:
“ cmder:
“ sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:
“We are the guardians of the doinks. If you wish to smoke the fattest doinks with us, you must answer a riddle.”
What is your riddle ye gods of olde?
”
Many...

themanslayer:

cmder:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

cmder:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

We are the guardians of the doinks. If you wish to smoke the fattest doinks with us, you must answer a riddle.

What is your riddle ye gods of olde?

Many have smoked me, yet few can roll me. I won’t smoke back unless burned with fire. What am I?

Could the answer to your vexing riddle be: the devil’s lettuce?

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You may smoke these Doinks with us.

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shittymoviedetails:
“In the hit movie, “Home Alone, the Wet Bandits were working class heroes expropriating wealth from one of Chicago’s wealthiest suburbs. Kevin McCallister was a revanchist counterinsurgent pig defending bourgeois property...

shittymoviedetails:

In the hit movie, “Home Alone, the Wet Bandits were working class heroes expropriating wealth from one of Chicago’s wealthiest suburbs. Kevin McCallister was a revanchist counterinsurgent pig defending bourgeois property relations. The movie is called “Home Alone” because it is about alienation.

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delmondo:

go go gadget think of me when youre fucking him

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I hate riverdale so much i was texting my gf whos seen all of it how much i love cheryl blossom and she says “yeah when she kicks ass with her arrows” scuse me?????? arrows??????

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spectralan0maly asked:

vampires bats are just like people. resporocal altruism, changes in tone for individuals, constant arguing and all

funereal-disease:

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this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

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jamespwellington:

savagedefectives:

‘previously undreamed-of’

this just gave me a glimpse into an alternate reality where human society functions the way carpenter ant society does

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dailyghibli:

                                              🦀  C R A B S  🦀

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akamaruu:

akamaruu:

gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour 

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strawberry-crocodile:

american-edgelord:

strawberry-crocodile:

There is no shared white history. Europeans all hated each other from the first settlers up until the 1500s. No Italian has even fucking heard the word “Odin” until long after (”white”) christian missionaries nearly eradicated that religion. If  you and I are both white than our ancestors probably fucking hated each other. Hell, if you’re a white mutt like me, various roots of your own family tree fucking hated each other and considered each other foreign savage barbarians. The only thing that unifies the white race is skin color and privilege, and neither of those things fill me with any kind of pride.

I’m going to refute this later, but I’m in the middle of changing a flat tire.

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lol no you’re not

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llleighsmith:

cooking is a skill that you can learn and grow with time and i really implore you to find even the simplest ways to nourish yourself and feel how liberating that can be and how loving it feels when you learn to care for yourself in that way if you’re able to

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