Im sorry I didn’t text you back all day I’ve been really busy looking at etsy shops that sell reproductions of antique chatelaines and chatelaine accessories
ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:
inviting my frat bros over to do fat neti pot rips of brain eating amoeba laced tap water
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No one in this video is a human.
the sims 9
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this is cartoonishly evil. like over-the-top parody of late capitalism evil
How? their getting rid of a bunch of leeches. What else would you do?
id make my own startup recruiting folks to beat your ass until youre a homogeneous paste
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That moment when your severe overbite which makes your tongue stick out, drama regarding being held, naturally buggy eyes, and foster mommy is trying to just tilt your head up a little combine just right to make you look like you’re being strangled…
This is probably the *worst* picture I’ve ever taken…

Extremely unusual Victorian perfume bottle in the shape of a sword, fitted with a ring to hang from a chatelaine.

Chatelaines are so fucking cool like a sexy fanny pack… please bring these back i would hang my hand sanitizer and my phone and a cool knife and my security badge and my pills
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Extremely unusual Victorian perfume bottle in the shape of a sword, fitted with a ring to hang from a chatelaine.
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I have finally finished my pants project!!! Including my snail, mushroom, and froggie prince <3
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