Where I come from, we donโt worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? Iโm from Scranton. What iโm smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, Iโm gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but Iโm taking your stash of mids, theyโre gonna say Cโmon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* thatโs right. thatโs right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.
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You Can Have It All
My Empire Of Stones
I Will Beat Your Ass
I Will Break Your Bones
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bitches will be like “i love animals” but hate themselves…… you are an animal girl. <3 love yourself. peace on planet earht
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i couldn’t find this on tumblr to reblog but truly, honestly? this was one of the most life-altering moments of adventure time.
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My migraine meds didn’t kick in until the debate was over i think its true when they say nerve pain disorders are the bodies way of protecting u from further trauma
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Olivia Steen (British, b. Kent, England, based South East, England) - Summer Bathers, Print
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We should start putting lead in gasoline again
Anonymous asked: You were on cake boss??
Well yeah, my dave RP account got on cakeboss once.






